ALERT ALERT, HOT AUSTRALIAN TA IN MY POLI SCI CLASS
oh my goddddddd dude, you have spent the entire lecture talking about crap, you can’t let us sgo 5 minutes early, this is not looking good for thsi semester.
please stop talking about yourself, I don’t care that you’re american, I care about my stomach.
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS